For
every hundred feet, Linghu Chong had to take a break and lean on the door bolt
to catch his breath. After about an hour of struggle, he managed to cover
somewhat close to a quarter of a mile. He could see more and more golden
flickers circle around him and suddenly the entire world swirled around him. He
almost fell down. Then he heard loud groans coming from inside the bushes right
in front of him.
Whos
there? Linghu Chong asked, stunned.
Is
that brother Linghu? the man called out. Its me, Tian Boguang! Ouch!
Whew! He was obviously in great pain.
Tian
brother
Tian? What
happened to you? Linghu Chong asked in shock.
I
am dying! Brother Linghu, do me a favor, will you? Ouch
ouch
go ahead and
kill me to end my misery! Tian Boguang begged. He groaned as he spoke, but
his voice remained loud and clear.
Are
you
you
wounded?
Linghu Chong asked. But in the meantime, his knees gave out. He fell down and
rolled to the roadside.
Are
you wounded too? Tian Boguang asked in shock. Ouch! Ouch! Who did it to
you?
Thats
a long story. Tian
brother Tian, so who did that to you?
Alas,
I dont know! Tian Boguang answered.
How
come? Linghu Chong asked.
I
was just walking on the road, and suddenly someone grabbed my two legs and two
arms and lifted me off the ground. I couldnt even see who did it
, Tian
Boguang answered.
So
its the Peach Valleys Six Fairies again
. Why, brother Tian, arent
you in the same team? Linghu Chong grinned.
What
do you mean we are in the same team? Tian Boguang was at a loss.
You
came to invite me to go see little apprentice sister
Yilin. They
they also
came
to invite
me to go see
her
. Linghu Chong started panting.
Tian
Boguang crawled slowly out of the bush.
God
damn it! We are definitely not in the same team, Tian Boguang swore as he
shook his head angrily. They came up Mount Huashan looking for a guy and
asked me where the guy was. So I asked them who they were looking for. But they
said that since they caught me, they get to ask me questions, and I dont get
to ask them anything. If I had caught them, then I would get to ask them
questions and they would not get to ask me anything. They
ouch
they said
that if Ive got skills, it would be totally fine for me to lift them up, and
then
then it would be my turn to ask them questions.
Linghu
Chong laughed out loud. But only after a few laughs he was already out of breath
and had to stop.
At
that time, I was still hanging in mid-air facing down. How the heck could I lift
them up even if I did have superb skills? What kind of horse dung was that?
So
what happened next? Linghu Chong asked.
I
said, I never wanted to ask you. You are the ones asking here. Put me
down. Then one of them said, Since weve already lifted you up, if we
dont rip you into four pieces, wouldnt it look real bad for us six great
heroes? Another one asked, Will he still be able to talk after we rip him
into four pieces? Tian Boguang paused to catch his breath.
Those
six guys always resort to sophistry and tangle things in a mess. Brother Tian,
thats enough
enough of the story, Linghu Chong said.
Humph!
The hell with them! Tian Boguang cursed and went on.
Then
one of them said, Duh, of course a guy in four pieces cant talk. The six
of us have ripped hundreds of people into four pieces before. When did you ever
hear any of them talk after we ripped them apart?
Another
one argued, The reason why a guy in four pieces doesnt talk is because we
never asked him to. If we were to ask him anything, I am sure he wouldnt dare
not to answer.
Then
a third one mocked, He is already in four pieces. Whats there to be afraid
of? Theres no point for him to dare. Would he be afraid that wed rip him
into eight pieces?
The
previous one said, Rip him into eight pieces? That Kung Fu is no small
matter. We used to know that Kung Fu, but we must have forgotten it
already.
Tian
Boguang told the story in a disjointed manner. It was amazing that he memorized
every little bit of it while being inflicted with serious injuries.
Those
six brothers are surely the rare kind in this world. They
they got me pretty
good too, Linghu Chong said with a sigh.
So
brother Linghu, they wounded you too? Tian Boguang asked in astonishment.
Unfortunately so! Linghu Chong heaved another sigh.
To
tell you the truth, when I was hanging in mid-air, I was really scared. So I
shouted loudly, If you rip me into four pieces, I wont talk for sure. Even
if my tongue is still capable of talking, I would be so pissed in my heart that
I definitely wouldnt talk.
One
of them said, Once we rip you into four pieces, your tongue is on one piece,
and your heart is on another piece. How can you still relate what your tongue is
gonna say with what you feel in your heart?
That
was when I decided to throw nonsense right back at them. So I shouted, If you
want to ask your question, better ask it quick. If you dont put me down right
away, I am gonna let out my poisonous gas now.
One
of them asked, Let out your poisonous gas? What do you mean?
I
said, My farts stink like hell. Once it reaches you, you would not only lose
your appetite for at least three days and three nights, you would also throw up
so badly that even the stuff you ate three days ago would come back out of your
mouth. Ive warned you. Dont blame me for not telling you ahead of
time.
Hey,
good point, Linghu Chong remarked with a weak smile.
Yep,
Tian Boguang replied, as soon as those four guys heard my words, they all
cried out in unison and threw me back down to the ground before leaping back. I
jumped back onto my feet and then saw six very odd-looking old folks, each
covering his nose tightly with his hand, obviously afraid of my stinking farts.
Brother Linghu, did you say that those six guys are called something like Peach
Valleys Six Fairies?
Thats
right! Alas, too bad that I am not as smart as you, brother Tian, and didnt
think of the stinking-fart
stratagem to scare them off. This stratagem of
yours is really no less than the
the empty-city stratagem Zhu Geliang used
that scared away Sima Yis army.[1]
Tian
Boguang let out a few hollow laughs and spilled out some more curses before
continuing on with his story.
I
knew that those six guys are not to be trifled with, but as luck would have it,
I left my blade on top of your Cliff of Contemplation. So I figured that
Id better make it the banana and split, but those six guys had already stood
in front of me in a line with their hands still covering their noses, and
blocked my way like a wall made of flesh. Ha-ha, none of them dared to stand
behind my back though. Seeing that there was no way I could make my way through,
I turned around immediately, but who would have thought that those six guys
could move like ghosts and somehow had already circled around to block in front
of me again. I turned a couple more times but still could not get rid of them,
so I walked backwards step after step until my back touched the precipice wall.
The six freaks burst with joy and chortled as they asked again and again.
Where is he? Where is that guy?
I
asked, Who are you looking for?
Those
six freaks said in unison, We have surrounded you. Youve got nowhere to
go. You must answer our question.
One
of them said, If it were you who have surrounded us and weve got nowhere
to go, then you could ask us and we would have to answer your question.
Another
one argued, He is only by himself. How will he be able to surround the six of
us?
The
previous one said, What if he had superb skills and could beat the six of us
all by himself?
The
second one said, Then he is capable of beating us, not surrounding us.
The
previous one said, But what if he drove us into a cave and blocked the
entrance so none of us could get out? Wouldnt you call that surrounding?
The
second one argued, Thats called blocking, not surrounding.
The
previous one said, Then what if he extends his arms and embraces all of us
into his arms? Now thats definitely called surrounding.
The
second one argued, First, nobody in this world has arms that long. Second,
even if there are really people who have arms that long, this guy here does not.
Third, even if he could embrace all of us with his arms, thats called
embracing, not surrounding.
The
previous one pulled a long face and didnt know how to argue that, yet he
didnt want to admit his defeat. After a few moment of dazing, he suddenly
broke into loud laughter. Thats it! If he keeps farting and surrounds us
with his stinky gas so we couldnt run away wouldnt you call that
surrounding?
The
other four freaks applauded and agreed in laughter, Hes right! This chap
surely can surround us.
An
idea suddenly struck me. Wasting no time, I started running at once while
shouting, I
I am surrounding you now.
I
figured, since they are so afraid of my farts, surely they wouldnt go after
me, but who would have thought that those six freaks had lightning fast speed.
Only after a few steps, they had already grabbed hold of me. As soon as they
caught me, they pressed down hard with tight grips and forced me to sit on top
of a big rock, so that even if I did fart, my stinking gas wouldnt come
out.
Linghu
Chong couldnt help but burst into loud laughter. Only after a few laughs, he
felt great uneasiness from his chest and stopped laughing abruptly.
Tian
Boguang went on.
After
those six freaks placed their tight grips on me, one of them asked, Where
does ones gas come from?
Another
one answered, Gas comes from ones intestines, then of course it belongs to
the Yang-Ming Intestine Channel. Id better seal his Shang-Yang, He-Gu,
Qu-Chi, and Ying-Xiang those points.
Right
after those words, he had already sealed those four points with a simple wave.
Ive never seen such lightning fast yet extremely accurate point-sealing
techniques. That was something! I couldnt help but admire him. After he
sealed my points, all six freaks let out of a breath of relief as if relieved of
a heavy load. They said, This stinking
stinking
stinking fart tank
wont be able to release his stinking gas now.
The
one who sealed my points asked again, Hey, where on earth is that guy? If you
dont tell us, Ill never release your sealed points. Think about it, having
gas yet not being able to let it out. You are gonna feel really bloated!
I
thought to myself that when six freaks with such outstanding Kung Fu skills came
to Mount Huashan, its obvious that they wouldnt be looking for any
ordinary person. Brother Linghu, at that time your respectful Master, Mr. Yue,
and his wife werent on Mount Huashan. Even if they had come back, then of
course they would be back in the House of Integrity and would be very easy
to locate. I thought about it back and forth and could only come up with one
logical answer. Those six freaks must be looking for your Grand Uncle-Master,
Grandmaster Feng.
Linghu
Chong felt a shock in his heart. Did you tell them? he asked in a hurry.
Bah!
What kind of person do you think I am? Tian Boguang was very displeased. I
have already promised you that I would never let out Grandmaster Fengs
whereabouts. Are you saying that I, a gallant man, was just talking out of my
ass?
Pardon
me, brother Tian! My bad! Please dont mind, Linghu Chong apologized.
If
you still look down upon me, wed better just sever at one blow make it a
clean break, and starting from now on, we are no friends.
Linghu
Chong remained silent and thought to himself, You are the evil rapist that
everyone in the Martial World holds in contempt. Who would ever consider you a
friend? But since you could have killed me multiple times yet you never did, so
I guess I do owe you a debt of gratitude.
In
the darkness, Tian Boguang couldnt get a good look at Linghu Chongs
expression. Assuming that Linghu Chongs silence meant his compromise, he
continued on.
Those
six freaks just kept asking me. I said loudly, I know the whereabouts of this
person, but I will never tell. There are countless of peaks and valleys and
caves on Mount Huashan. I am not going to tell you, and you will never find him
in this life?
Those
six freaks were enraged. They tormented and tortured me. But I simply ignored
them afterwards. Brother Linghu, those six freaks Kung Fu skills are very
eccentric. Youd better go tell Grandmaster Feng quickly. Even though his
sword skills are splendid, its still better prepared than getting
surprised.
Tian
Boguang mentioned that The six freaks tormented and tortured me in a very
casual way, but Linghu Chong could easily imagine how much cruel and brutal
torments actually were put on him and how much excruciating pain and suffering
he had to endure. The six freaks had good intentions when they tried to heal his
wounds, and what happened? Even now he was still suffering from the consequence.
When they coerced Tian Boguang into telling the answer, it was not hard to
imagine how nasty they could be. Feeling quite sorry for Tian Boguang, he said
to him.
You
are a true man who keeps his words. You would rather die than let out my Grand
Uncle-Master Fengs whereabouts. But
but those Peach Valleys Six Fairies
were really looking for me, not my Grand Uncle-Master Feng.
Looking
for you? Why are they looking for you? Tian Boguang felt a big shock going
through his entire body.
They
are just like you and were asked by little apprentice sister Yilin to invite me
to go see
see her, Linghu Chong answered.
That
left Tian Boguang completely traumatized. He opened his mouth wide, yet nothing
came out of it except deep groans. After a long while, Tian Boguang finally came
back to his senses and spoke again.
If
I had known those six freaks were looking for you, I would have told them
everything right away. Once those six freaks invite you over, I can just follow
behind instead of rotting here on Mount Huashan dying from the poison. Well, if
those six freaks got you, how come they didnt carry you to go see the little
Sister?
Thats
really a long story, Linghu Chong heaved a deep sigh. Brother Tian, did
you say something about rotting here on Huashan dying from the poison?
Didnt
I tell you earlier that someone sealed my Death Points and planted strong poison
in my body so he could compel me into inviting you over within one month to meet
that little Sister? Only after I completed the mission successfully would he
release my points and give me the antidote. But I could neither invite you over,
nor take you there by force, and ended up having wounds all over me from the
torturing of those six freaks. Its only like ten days away from the date the
poison is scheduled to activate.
Where
is little apprentice sister Yilin? How many days do you think it will take to
get there? Linghu Chong asked.
You
are willing to go now? Tian Boguang asked.
You
spared my life on more than one occasion. Although you had many improper
behaviors, I cant just watch you die of poison for my sake right in front of
my eyes. On that day when you tried to coerce me into complying, of course I
would not bend. But its a completely different situation now, Linghu Chong
answered.
The
little Sister is in Shanxi Province. Alas
if we were still fit, it wouldnt
take more than six or seven days to get there on fast horses. But since we are
both in such bad shape, forget about that, Tian Boguang commented.
I
am only waiting for my final time here on Mount Huashan anyway. Ill go with
you. Who knows? Maybe God will give his blessings, so we will be able to hire
some fast wagons that will take us into Shanxi Province within ten days,
Linghu Chong suggested.
I
have committed countless crimes in my life and harmed many innocent people. Why
would God give me his blessings? Unless God had gone blind. Tian Boguang
grinned.
Hmm,
sometimes
sometimes God
does go blind. We are going to die anyway. Theres
nothing to lose for trying it out.
Thats
right! Whats the difference whether I die on the road or on Mount Huashan?
Tian Boguang applauded. I think the first thing we need to do is to go down
the mountain and find something to eat. Ever since I was dumped here, I could
only eat unripe chestnuts off the ground. I am really craving for some decent
food. Can you get up? Let me give you a hand.
He
offered to give a hand, yet couldnt even get up himself. Linghu Chong
wanted to give him a prop, but didnt have any strength either. The two of
them struggled for a while but achieved no progress whatsoever. Suddenly, both
of them burst into loud laughter.
Ive
been wandering in the Martial World for years, yet to find any bosom friend. But
today I get to die here together with brother Linghu. What a joy it is! Tian
Boguang said.
Later
when my Master sees our corpses, he probably would assume that the two of us
have ended in a common ruin after a fierce fight. Who would have guessed that we
were still calling each other brothers before we kicked the bucket? Linghu
Chong let out a grin.
Tian
Boguang reached out with his hand. Brother Linghu, lets shake hands before
we die.
Linghu
Chong hesitated. Obviously Tian Boguang wanted to be intimate friends with him
and share a common destiny. But Tian was the notorious evil rapist, and he was
the disciple of a reputable sword school. How could he make friends with someone
like Tian? That day when he beat Tian several times in the contests and spared
his life each time, he could still attribute that to the fact that Tian spared
his life multiple times first. But to still mangle up with him today really
couldnt be justified at all. With those thoughts, he reached out with his
hand but stopped half way.
Tian
Boguang only thought that Linghu Chongs wounds were too severe that he simply
didnt have enough strength to move his arm. So he said loudly, Brother
Linghu, you are my intimate friend now. If you die because of your wounds before
I die, I swear that I will not stay living alone.
Touched
by the sincerity in Tian Boguangs words, Linghu Chong thought, He surely
deserves to be called a true friend. So he reached out with his hands and
held Tians right hand. Brother Tian, at least we wont be heading to the
underworld alone and die a lonely death, Linghu Chong said with a smile.
Before
his words even faded, he suddenly heard a gloomy sneer rise from behind his
back. Then a voice said, Who would have expected the Head Apprentice of the
Huashan Sword School Qi-Branch to have sunk so low and made friends with a
notorious evil rapist?
Who
are you? Tian Boguang yelled out.
Linghu
Chong couldnt help but groan inwardly, Its no big deal that I am gonna
die from my severe wounds, but now Ive just put Masters reputation in
jeopardy. How terrible!
In
the darkness, he could vaguely see a shadow standing next to him with a long
sword in his hand. The blade flashed dimly from the starlight.
Linghu
Chong, its still not too late to take back what you said. Take this sword and
waste that Tian-named evil rapist, then nobody will condemn you for making
friends with him, the shadow said with a sneer as he threw his sword down,
which cut into the ground and stood by its own.
Linghu
Chong noticed that the blade of the sword was wide and broad it was the type
of sword used by the Songshan Sword School. So he asked,
Which
respectful member of the Songshan Sword School are you?
You
surely have sharp eyes. I am Di Xiu from Songshan Sword School, the man
answered.
So
its apprentice brother Di. We havent had much chance to get to know each
other. What respectful business are you tending here on Mount Huashan? Linghu
Chong asked.
Head
Uncle-Master[2]
gave me the order to come to Mount Huashan and go on a trip of inspection to
check if apprentices of the Huashan Sword School are really having bad conducts
as the rumor says. Ha-ha, I didnt expect to hear you speak straight from the
heart about making friends with that evil rapist, right after I climb up Mount
Huashan. I didnt see that coming at all! Di Xiu answered.
You
god damned punk, you think your Songshan Sword School is any better? Why dont
you go check on your own ill behavior before poking your nose into other
peoples business? Tian Boguang cursed.
Di
Xiu raised his foot and threw a heavy kick at Tian Boguangs head. Humph,
your end is imminent and you still wont shut your dirty mouth? he yelled.
But Tian Boguang kept pouring out streams of abuses non-stop. It would have been
a walkover if Di Xiu had wanted to kill Tian Boguang, but he decided to give
Linghu Chong a good amount of humiliation first.
Linghu
Chong, he sneered, since the two of you find each others stinks
congenial, I suppose youve made up your mind not to kill him?
Linghu
Chong was furious. He yelled loudly, Whether I kill him or not, its none
of your business. Give me the deathblow if youve got any guts. If you have no
guts, then get your tail between your legs and get your ass off Mount
Huashan.
So
you are sure you wont kill him, and would rather consider that evil rapist
your good friend? Di Xiu asked.
No
matter who I have as my friend, it beats having you as a friend, Linghu Chong
answered.
Right
on! Way to go! Tian Boguang cheered loudly.
You
just want to enrage me and provoke me into killing the two of you with a single
blow. Its not going to be that easy. I am going to strip off your clothes and
tie you two together naked. Then Ill seal your Mute Point[3]
and put on a tour of display around the Martial World. Ill tell everyone that
I caught a macho guy and a sissy boy right when they were doing their illicit
dirty stuff. Ha-ha, your Master Yue Buqun of the Huashan Sword School always
pretends benevolence and righteousness, and puts on a face of a Confucian
moralist to fool people. After today, would he still dare to call himself
Gentleman Sword?
These
words made Linghu Chongs anger explode, which knocked him out cold.
Go
to hell you
. Tian Boguang cursed, but his voice halted abruptly when Di
Xiu sealed his pressure point around his waist with a swift kick.
With
an evil grin on his face, Di Xiu reached out to start untying Linghu Chongs
robe. Suddenly, a soft and brisk female voice rose behind his back.
Hello,
big brother, what are you doing here?
In
great surprise, Di Xiu turned his head around for a glance. In the dim light he
could vaguely make out the shape of a woman. So he responded, What are you
doing here?
Tian
Boguang immediately recognized the girls voice. It was none other than
Yilins voice. With a tremendous amount of joy, he shouted.
Little
little
Sister, its you! Thats wonderful. This god damned rat wants to
wants to
kill your big brother Linghu.
He
was going to say, This god damned rat wants to kill me. But then a quick
thought came upon him: Yilin wouldnt care about the me much at all. So
he quickly changed that to your big brother Linghu.
Hearing
that the man lying on the ground was actually Linghu Chong, Yilin was greatly
worried. Wasting no time, she leapt forward and called out, Big brother
Linghu, is that you?
Noticing
how preoccupied Yilin was and how she put on no guard against him, Di Xiu bent
his arm slightly and jabbed toward her pressure point under her rib cage with
his index finger. His finger was just about to touch her clothes when suddenly
his back collar tightened up as someone lifted him several feet off the ground.
Terrified, Di Xiu elbowed back with his right arm, but it hit nothing. He
immediately followed with a back kick using his left foot, but it hit nothing
either. Horrified, he grabbed back with his hands when a huge hand came to his
throat with a tight grip. Instantly, he could hardly breathe and lost all his
strength to struggle.
By
the time Linghu Chong slowly regained his consciousness, the first thing he
noticed was a girls worried voice calling out, Big brother Linghu! Big
brother Linghu! It sounded vaguely like the voice of Yilin. He opened his
eyes, and sure enough, under the dim starlight, the pretty white face right in
front of his eyes was no other than Yilins.
A
thundering voice suddenly exploded, Liner,[4] is this cripple the Linghu
Chong you have mentioned?
Linghu
Chong looked up toward the origin of the voice, and what he saw shocked him. A
chubby and enormous giant monk stood there, more like an iron tower than a
human. The monk was at least seven feet tall. He extended his left arm out
horizontally and lifted Di Xiu off the ground. Di Xius arms hang still by his
side. It was hard to tell if he was still breathing or not.
Dad,
he
he is big brother Linghu. But he is not a cripple, Yilin said. She never
took her eyes off Linghu Chong when she spoke and her eyes were filled with
care, concern, and affection. It almost looked as if she really wanted to reach
out to caress Linghu Chongs face but was afraid to do it.
Linghu
Chong was astounded. He couldnt help but think to himself, You are a
little nun. How come you are calling this giant monk Dad? A monk having a
daughter is already shocking, now when his daughter is actually a nun is simply
appalling!
The
giant monk let out some more thunder-like laughter. You yearned for this
Linghu Chong days and nights. I thought he must be a bulky and heroic looking
guy. It turned out hes just a tiny loser who couldnt even fight back when
bullied and had to pretend to be dead on the ground. What a cripple! Id never
want him as my son-in-law. Forget about him. Lets go.
Who
said I yearned for him days and nights? Yilin rebuked him in great
embarrassment. You
you always like to talk nonsense. If you want to go, you
can go by yourself. You dont want
want
. She simply couldnt repeat
the words dont want him as son-in-law.
Hearing
that this monk had referred to him again and again as a cripple and a
loser, Linghu Chong became furious. Go as you wish! Who asked you to
stay? he scorned.
You
cant go! You cant go! Tian Boguang shouted in worry.
Why
cant he go? Linghu Chong asked.
I
need him to release my Death Points. I also need his antidotes for the strong
poison planted in me. If he leaves, I am dead and gone! Tian Boguang said.
Are
you afraid now? I said that Id die together with you, didnt I. Once your
poison activates, Ill just cut my own throat to go along with you.
The
giant monk chortled and the thundering sound echoed in the valley.
Excellent!
Excellent! Excellent! So this lad actually has some backbone. Liner, he is
certainly to my liking. But theres one more thing I have to get a clear
answer. Does he drink wine or not?
Before
Yilin even had a chance to answer, Linghu Chong had already yelled out. I
certainly do. Why not? Your old man here drinks in the mornings, in the
evenings, and even in my dreams. Once you get to see how addicted I am, I assure
you that youll tremble with rage because you are a damn monk whose
commandments prohibit you from eating flesh, drinking wine, killing people,
saying lies, and blah, blah, blah!
Liner,
you tell him. Whats your dads name for the Buddhists order?[5]
The giant monk broke into a loud laughter.
Big
brother Linghu, my dads name in the Buddhists order is called No
Commandment, Yilin explained with a smile. He is a member of the
Buddhist order, but he doesnt follow any of the regulations, taboos, and
commandments for Buddhists, thats why his name in the Buddhists order is
called No Commandment. Now, please dont laugh at this. He drinks wine,
eats flesh, kills people, steals money, and even
even gave
gave birth to
me. At that final word, she could no longer hold her amusement and broke into
giggles.
Hey,
I am very delighted
delighted to meet monks of this type! Linghu Chong
burst into loud laughter. He struggled to stand up, but was short of enough
strength. Yilin rushed to prod him up.
Uncle,
Linghu Chong said with a smile, since you are open to all kinds of things,
why dont you simply resume secular life? Theres no need to put yourself in
this Buddhist robe.
Aha,
theres something you dont know. Because I am open to all things, thats
how I decided to become a monk. I fell in love with a beautiful nun just like
you
. Monk No Commandment explained.
Dad,
you are talking nonsense without thinking again, Yilin cut him off. Her face
was completely red from a blush; fortunately, it was dark at night, so no one
noticed it.
A
true man is always open and aboveboard. I did it, and I admit it, regardless of
how others laugh at me or condemn me. Monk No Commandment is a true man that
speaks the truth! Whats there to be afraid of? Monk No Commandment
replied.
Precisely!
Linghu Chong and Tian Boguang cheered in unison.
Hearing
the agreements, Monk No Commandment was quite pleased, so he continued, The
beautiful nun that I fell in love with was, of course, her mother.
Turned
out that little apprentice sister Yilins dad is a monk and her mother is a
nun, Linghu Chong thought to himself amusedly.
Monk
No Commandment went on, I was a butcher at that time and fell in love with
her mother, but her mother paid no attention to me. I was at my wits end and
had no other choice but to join the Buddhists order. I thought that since
nuns and monks are all members of the Buddhists order, like a big family,
then when a nun doesnt love a butcher, maybe she would love a monk.
Dad,
when are you going to watch your mouth before you speak? You are already a grown
up, but you still talk like a child, Yilin said with a spat.
Did
I speak the untruth? But at the time I didnt realize that once one becomes a
monk, he can no longer go out with any woman, not even nuns, and it was actually
more difficult for me to date her mom, so I didnt want to be a monk no more.
But my teacher insisted that I had some kind of trait perfect for a member of
the Buddhist order, so he refused to let me resume secular life. Her mother
somehow got muddleheaded and was deeply moved by my true love, and soon this
little nun came to this world. Chong, its much easier for you now. You
dont have to join the Buddhists order and become a monk to date my little
nun daughter.
Linghu
Chong was greatly embarrassed. He thought to himself, When apprentice sister
Yilin was taken prisoner by Tian Boguang, I put in my effort following the
righteous course. She is a nun from the Heng-Shan Sword School who believes in
Buddhism. How can she get involved into love relationship with any secular man?
It was probably only because she met men close to her age the first time and
lost control of herself temporarily that she sent Tian Boguang and Peach
Valleys Six Fairies to invite me over. I must avoid her as soon as possible.
If the reputation of the Huashan Sword School and the Heng-Shan Sword School
were damaged in any way because of me, even if I died, Master and Master-Wife
would still condemn me, and little apprentice sister Lingshan would still look
down upon me.
Yilin
looked very bashful. Dad, big brother Linghu already
already has the person
of his heart. He would never pay attention to others. You
you
youd better
never mention that again. You would only get laughed at.
This
chap has another lover? This is pissing me off! Monk No Commandment yelled
angrily. He reached forward with his right arm. The huge palm, almost as big as
a cattail leaf fan, shot at Linghu Chongs chest. Linghu Chong couldnt even
keep his balance let along dodge the attack. The hand got a good grip of Linghu
Chongs robe and lifted him off the ground.
With
his left hand grabbing at Di Xius back collar and his right hand grabbing at
Linghu Chongs chest, Monk No Commandment extended both of his arms out flat
and looked as if he was carrying the two with a shoulder pole. Linghu Chong
didnt have much strength to start with, now in the mid air, he hanged there
like a ragged bag.
Dad,
put big brother Linghu down immediately! If you dont put him down, I am gonna
be angry now, Yilin shouted in a hurry.
As
soon as Monk No Commandment heard the word angry from his daughter, he
dropped Linghu Chong in no time, looking very afraid. Which beautiful little
nun did he set his eyes on? This is outrageous! he babbled. Since he had
fallen in love with a beautiful nun, he felt that other than beautiful nuns,
there wasnt anyone else who deserved to be loved.
The
person of big brother Linghus heart is his apprentice sister Miss Yue,
Yilin explained.
Monk
No Commandment let out a loud roar, which created an uncomfortable buzz in
everyones ears. Whos this girl named Yue? he yelled. Damn it! If
she isnt a beautiful little nun, whats so lovely about her? Ill break
the damn girls little neck as soon as I see her!
Linghu
Chong thought aloud, This Monk No Commandment is a crude and reckless man,
and he is similar to the Peach Valleys Six Fairies in a sense. Seems that he
will live up to his words. What if he really harms the little apprentice
sister?
Dad,
big brother Linghu is severely wounded. Please hurry to heal his wounds.
Theres plenty of time to talk over other things later, Yilin suggested,
feeling greatly worried.
Monk
No Commandment always acted upon whatever his daughter said. Thats fine.
Lets heal his wounds. Whats so difficult about that? he said. He tossed
Di Xiu behind his back with a random wave and then asked Linghu Chong loudly,
How were you wounded? Cries of pain continued as Di Xiu rolled down the
small hill.
I
took a palm strike from someone on my chest. But that wasnt critical
.
Linghu Chong replied.
Palm
strike on the chest? He must have shaken your Ren Passage pretty good
.
Monk No Commandment concluded.
The
Peach Valley
. Linghu Chong tried to explain.
Theres
no whatever Peach Valley in the Ren Passage, Monk No Commandment cut him off.
Your Huashan Schools inner energy is no good, no wonder you dont
understand. Sure, theres one called Combined Valley Point among the various
human pressure points, but that belongs to the Hand-To-Intestine Yang-Ming
Channel and is positioned right between thumb and index finger. It has nothing
to do with the Ren Passage. Very well, let me heal your wound in the Ren
Passage.
No,
no! The Peach Valleys Six
. Linghu Chong said in a hurry.
What
Peach Valley Six, Peach Valley Seven? Monk No Commandment waved him off.
Among the various pressure points, therere Hand-Three-Li, Foot-Three-Li,
Yin-Ling-Quan, and Si-Kong-Zhu. Where did Peach Valley Six or Peach Valley Seven
come from? Now shut up and stop the nonsense. At that word, he swung his hand
and sealed Linghu Chongs Mute Point.
Ill
send my supreme inner energy into your Ren Passage through the Cheng-Jiang,
Tian-Tu, Tan-Zhong, Jiu-Wei, Ju-Yue, Zhong-Wan, Qi-Hai, Shi-Men, Guan-Yuan, and
Zhong-Ji points. Your wound will heal as soon as my energy flows through. I bet
that after seven or eight days, youll be back to normal, as cool as a
cucumber, Monk No Commandment said as he reached out with the two fan-sized
hands.
He
placed his right hand on the Cheng-Jiang Point by Linghu Chongs chin, and his
left hand on the Zhong-Ji Point by Linghu Chongs lower abdomen, and then
started sending two streams of inner energy in through the two pressure points.
All of a sudden, he felt a tremendous shock from his hands as the two streams of
energy clashed with the six energy streams left by the Peach Valleys Six
Fairies. Astounded, he uttered a cry of surprise.
Dad,
how did it go? Yilin asked in a hurry.
There
are several bizarre energy streams in his body, Monk No Commandment
responded. One, two, three, four. There are a total of
four
wait
theres one more. Thats a total of five energy streams. These
five energy streams
Aha, another one came out. What the hell, six streams of
energy! Fine! Lets see whos tougher? Your god damned six energy streams or
my two streams of energy? Maybe theres even more. Ha-ha, kind of crowded,
huh? This is so much fun! Come on, come and get me. Humph, no more, right? There
are only six. Did you think I, Monk No Commandment, would be afraid of you puny
rascals? He pressed hard on the two pressure points of Linghu Chongs, and
white steam began to come out from the top of his head. At the beginning, he was
still able to call out, but soon, as he worked hard to gather more and more
inner energy, he had no strength left to make any sound. By then, it was almost
time for daybreak, and it was getting brighter and brighter. The white steam on
top of his head became thicker and thicker as if a heavy mist had completely
surrounded his giant head.
After
a long while, he finally drew his hands back and burst into loud laughter.
Suddenly, the laughter halted abruptly, and with a heavy thump, Monk No
Commandment collapsed down to the ground.
In
great astonishment, Yilin cried out, Dad, Dad! She dashed by his side to
help him up. But Monk No Commandment was simply too heavy, only half way up, the
two fell back down to the ground again.
Monk
No Commandment clothes were soaked with sweat. Panting heavily, he still
cursed in a trembling voice, God
God
God damned
God
God
God
damned
.
Hearing
the curses from him, Yilin relaxed a little. Dad, whats wrong? Are you
exhausted? she asked.
Damn
it! Monk No Commandment cussed, There are six streams of tough energy
inside the lads body, and they wanted to have a fight
fight with me. Damn
it! After I gathered up my inner energy, I have already overpowered those six
streams of weird energy. Hmm, you can relax now. This lad wont die.
Yilin
felt great comfort. She turned around to look, and sure enough, saw Linghu Chong
stand up slowly.
Hey,
the monks inner energy is pretty tough indeed. It only took him minutes to
heal brother Linghus severe wounds, Tian Boguang praised with a smile.
Monk
No Commandment was quite pleased to hear the praise. He replied, You have
committed countless crimes. I was thinking of killing you with a simple squeeze,
but since you did find the lad Linghu Chong and do deserve a little bit of
credit, I am going to spare your life. Now get your ass out of here.
Tian
Boguang was furious. He cursed, What the devil are you talking about, you god
damned monk? What kind of garbage is that? You said that if I found Linghu Chong
for you within one month, you would release my sealed Death Points and give me
the antidote to the poison. Are you going back on your words? If you dont
release my points and give me the antidote, then you are no better than a filthy
pig, you god damned monk.
These
vicious curses didnt anger Monk No Commandment at all. He grinned. Look at
this stinking chap. Look at the coward look on him, afraid that I, Monk No
Commandment would go back on my words and not give him the antidote. You dirty
skunk, heres the antidote.
He
reached into his pocket for the antidote, but because of the great strength he
had just spent on Linghu Chong, his hand couldnt help but tremble. The china
bottle fell out of his hand multiple times. Yilin reached over and picked up the
bottle, then opened the lid.
Give
him three pills. Take the first pill, and then wait three days before taking
another one. After that, wait another six days before taking the third one. But
if you get killed during the nine days, dont you blame it on me, Monk No
Commandment said.
Hey
monk, you forced me to take poison and now gave me the antidote. I am already
being nice by not cursing you. Dont expect me to thank you for that. How
about my sealed Death Points? Tian Boguang asked as he took the antidote from
Yilins hands.
Those
pressure points I sealed had released automatically after seven days. If I had
really sealed your Death Point, do you think you would still be standing here
alive today? Monk No Commandment laughed out loud.
Tian
Boguang had sensed that those pressure points were already released earlier. Now
hearing these words from Monk No Commandment, he finally relaxed.
God
damn it! You lying monk! he swore with a big smile.
Turning
his head to Linghu Chong, he said, Brother Linghu, I know you must have
things to talk to the little Sister. Farewell for now. If all goes well, well
meet again someday! He cupped his hand before turning around to follow the
main path down the mountain.
Please
wait, brother Tian, Linghu Chong called out.
Why?
Tian Boguang asked.
Brother
Tian, Linghu Chong said, thanks for showing me mercy during those several
fights. I will make you a friend, but theres one advice Id like to give
you. If you dont listen to me, our friendship wont last long.
I
know what you mean, Tian Boguang grinned. You want me to stop the kind of
trash like raping and stuff. Fine, Ill listen to your advice. There are
plenty of sluts and whores around. Although I am fond of women, I dont have
to prey on innocent girls or get them killed. Ha-ha, brother Linghu, wasnt it
a fantastic scene at the Hengshan Jade House?
Hearing
him mention of the Hengshan Jade House, Linghu Chong and Yilin both flushed.
Laughing out loud, Tian Boguang walked away, but after only a couple of steps,
his knee gave out all of a sudden. Falling on the ground heavily, he found
himself rolling down a small slope. Finally the rolling came to a halt and Tian
Boguang managed to sit up after some struggle. Taking out one antidote pill, he
swallowed it down his throat, and instantly, severe stomachache consumed him. He
sat on the ground and had no extra strength left to even move a muscle. Knowing
that this was a normal process to neutralize the kind of strong poison he had,
he did not panic at all and just waited patiently for the antidote to take its
course.
Earlier
when Monk No Commandment pumped the two streams of forceful inner energy into
Linghu Chongs body, which effectively repressed the six energy streams from
the Peach Valleys Six Fairies, Linghu Chong felt so much better. All the
nausea seemed to have gone away and he could feel that he was regaining some of
this strength from his legs. Welled with joy, he walked forward and bowed to
Monk No Commandment with deep respect.
Great
Master,[6]
thank you for saving my life! I am truly grateful!
No
need to thank me! Ha-ha, we are a big family now. You are my son-in-law and I am
your father-in-law. Whats there to thank for? Monk No Commandment let out
a big grin.
Dad,
you
you are talking nonsense again. Yilins face turned completely red.
Why?
Why is that nonsense? You yearned for him days and nights. Dont you want to
marry him? Even if you cant marry him, dont you want to make a pretty baby
little nun with him? Monk No Commandment asked in surprise.
You
you
who
wanted
who
? Yilin spitted in embarrassment.
Sound
of footsteps came from the mountain path, and moments later two people showed
up. It was Yue Buqun and his daughter Yue Lingshan.
Struck
by surprise and joy at the same time, Linghu Chong greeted in a hurry.
Master, little apprentice sister, you are back! Wheres Master-Wife? he
called out.
Noticing
that Linghu Chong was much fitter and looked nothing close to the weak look when
he had the last gasp the day before, Yue Buqun felt quite happy, but it was not
time to ask him yet. Instead, he cupped his hands toward Monk No Commandment.
May
I be enlightened to hear your respectful name, Great Master? What brought you to
our shabby residence? he asked.
My
name is Monk No Commandment. I came to your shabby residence to look for my
son-in-law, Monk No Commandment replied and pointed at Linghu Chong. He came
from being a butcher and didnt know the kind of polite formula scholars would
exchange at greetings. Since Yue Buqun said shabby residence, he simply
copied it.
Yue
Buqun had no clue as who this monk was. When he heard the monk say, I came to
look for my son-in-law, he thought that the monk was actually spitting out
insults intentionally. Although angered, he kept a calm face and only replied,
Great Master, you must be joking. Seeing that Yilin came forward to salute
him, he inquired, Nephew apprentice Yilin, did your Master send you here to
Mount Huashan?
Yilin
flushed slightly as she replied, No. I
I
Yue
Buqun paid no more attention to Yilin and turned to Tian Boguang.
Humph!
Tian Boguang, you sure have a lot of guts!
I
get along with your apprentice Linghu Chong, so I carried two jars of wine up
Mount Huashan for a good drink with him. That doesnt take a lot of guts,
Tian Boguang replied.
Wheres
the wine then? Yue Buquns face turned sterner.
We
finished it on top of the Cliff of Contemplation a long time ago.
Yue
Buqun turned to Linghu Chong. Is that true? he asked.
Master,
Linghu Chong answered, that was a long story. Please allow me to explain in
details.
How
long has Tian Boguang been on Mount Huashan?
About
half a month.
During
the half a month, was he on Mount Huashan all the time?
Yes.
Why
didnt you report to me? Yue Buqun asked in a stern voice.
Master
and Master-Wife werent here at the time, Linghu Chong answered.
Where
were we then?
You
were in Chang-An Town chasing Mister Tian.
Yue
Buqun let out a snort. Mister Tian? Humph, Mister Tian! You knew he committed
countless of cruel crimes; why didnt you slay him with your sword? Even if
you couldnt beat him, you should have died fighting him, why did you make
friends with him in fear for your life?
I
didnt want to kill him. What could he do? Kill himself with his own sword
because he couldnt beat me in a fight? Tian Boguang interrupted. Still not
able to stand up, he remained sitting on the ground.
What
makes you think you are allowed to talk in front of me? Yue Buqun retorted.
He said to Linghu Chong, Go kill him!
Father,
big apprentice brother has severe wounds. He shouldnt fight anyone! Yue
Lingshan couldnt help but interrupt.
Wasnt
that evil rapist seriously wounded, just as well? What are you worrying about? I
am here. Do you think I will allow that villain to injure my apprentice? Yue
Buqun said.
Yue
Buqun knew that Linghu Chong was cunning and crafty, and hated evil as if it
were his personal enemy. In addition, Tian Boguang had wounded him just
recently, so for sure, he would not make true friends with that evil rapist.
Perhaps he resorted to a battle of wits after failing the batter of strength. At
the moment, Tian Boguang had been seriously wounded, and probably that would
have attributed to Linghu Chongs effort, already. That was why when he heard
that Linghu Chong had made friends with the evil rapist, he wasnt angry for
real, and only ordered Linghu Chong to kill the villain. That would not only rid
the people of a scourge, but also make a name for a young apprentice. Yue Buqun
was sure that at Tian Boguangs current state, even if he could still fight
Linghu Chong to a tie, he would stand no chance against even a slight snap
attack from Yue himself. But to his surprise, Linghu Chong replied,
Master,
this brother Tian has promised me that he will sincerely mend his ways starting
from now on and never harm any innocent woman. I know that he is a man of his
word, why dont we
?
What
what
makes you believe that he is a man of his word? How can one discuss word of
honor with such a villain who has committed crimes for which even death cannot
atone? How many innocent lives have perished under his murderous knife? What
good is it that we martial people practice martial arts if we dont slay this
type of evil? Lingshan, hand your sword over to your big apprentice brother,
Yue Buqun yelled, in a stern voice.
Yes!
Yue Lingshan replied. She unsheathed her sword and handed the sword to Linghu
Chong, handle first.
Linghu
Chong found himself in a very awkward situation. He never dared to go against
his Masters orders, but earlier on the verge of death, he had already shaken
hands with Tian Boguang and made friends with him. In addition, Tian Boguang had
promised to correct his errors and make a fresh start. Although Tian Boguang
committed countless crimes before, he was one who would truly keep his words. If
Linghu Chong killed him now, it wouldnt feel right. He took the sword from
Yue Lingshan and started stumbling toward Tian Boguang. After a dozen steps or
so, he pretended that his legs were too weak because of the several wounds of
his. Bending his left knee all of a sudden, he threw himself to the ground, and
with a thud, the long sword in his hand penetrated his left shin.
No
one had expected that to happen, and all cried out in shock. Yilin and Yue
Lingshan both dashed toward him, but Yilin halted only after her first step,
thinking to herself that how could she, a member of the Buddhist order, show her
care and affection to a young man in public.
Big
apprentice brother, are you alright? Yue Lingshan rushed by Linghu Chong and
cried out.
Linghu
Chong did not answer, his eyes shut tight.
Yue
Lingshan grabbed hold of the sword handle and gave it a pull. The sword came out
as blood gushed out from the wound like a spring. She hurriedly took out some
medication of the Huashan School and applied them onto Linghu Chongs wound on
his leg. When she looked up by chance, she suddenly noticed the worried pale
face of Yilin that was covered by care and concern. Yue Lingshan felt a thump in
her heart as she thought aloud, This little nun surely cares for big
apprentice brother very much!
Dad,
let me slay that evil villain. Yue Lingshan stood up with her sword in hand.
If
you kill that villain, you would stain your reputation for nothing. Give the
sword to me! Yue Buqun directed.
Tian
Boguang was such an infamous rapist that his name was well known by many. Yue
Buqun worried that when the news spread out later that Miss Yue had killed Tian
Boguang, it was destined that some rascals would cook up many stories about how
there was an attempted rape, so on and so forth.
Hearing
her fathers words, Yue Lingshan handed the sword over, but Yue Buqun did not
take the sword, instead, he flicked his right sleeve, which wrapped the sword
inside.
No!
Monk No Commandment shouted when he saw the scene. He quickly took off his two
shoes and held them in his hands. Yue Buqun swung his arm with a chop stance;
the long sword shot toward Tian Boguang, who was in a distance of a hundred feet
or so, like a missile. That was well expected by Monk No Commandment. He threw
hard with both of his arms; the two shoes also shot out in great speed. The
sword was heavy and the shoes were light, plus that the sword was thrown before
the two shoes, but somehow the two shoes were able to fly in front of the sword
in an arch and circled back. Each shoe hooked onto one side of the sword handle
and actually was able to send the long sword back toward where it was thrown.
The sword flew a couple dozens of feet back and then finally lost its momentum
and fell to the ground. The sword tip penetrated the soil and kept the sword
standing. The two shoes were still hooked on the handle and swayed back and
forth.
That
was terrible! Terrible! Monk No Commandment shouted. Liner, your daddy
spent too much inner energy on the son-in-laws internal wounds today.
Thats why the sword fell only half way through. It should have flown to only
two feet from the son-in-laws Master and give him a good scare. Alas, your
daddy monk has really lost face this time. This is so embarrassing!
Throwing
a glance at Yue Buquns unhappy face, Yilin whispered, Dad, enough. She
hurried forward and removed the two shoes off the sword handle. Pulling the
sword off the ground, she hesitated. She knew that Linghu Chong didnt want to
kill Tian Boguang. If she had given the sword back to Yue Lingshan, and she went
to kill Tian Boguang again, wouldnt that break Linghu Chongs heart?
When
Yue Buqun swung his arm and shot out the long sword with his sleeve, he thought
that for sure the sword would cut through Tian Boguangs heart. Who had
expected that Monk No Commandment was actually able to put so much strength onto
his two shoes with such a clever maneuver? This monk kept yelling out loud,
referring himself as the little nuns father and calling Linghu Chong his
son-in-law, full of nonsense. Obviously he was just a mad monk, but his Kung Fu
skills are indeed outstanding. Didnt he say that he just spent a good amount
of his inner energy to heal Linghu Chongs internal wounds? If it hadnt
been so, wouldnt he be even more exceptional? Although he didnt use the
Divine Art of Violet Twilight when he flicked with his sleeve, and he was sure
he wouldnt lose to the monk if he had actually used it, still, it wouldnt
be appropriate for a renowned master to strike again once the first strike had
missed. So he cupped his hand and said, Very admirable! Great Master, since
you are determined to take this villain under your wings, it would be
inappropriate for me to intervene today. What do you think?
Hearing
him say that he wouldnt kill Tian Boguang today, Yilin held the long sword in
both hands and walked in front of Yue Lingshan. Bowing slightly, she said,
Sister, you
.
Yue
Lingshan snorted as she grabbed hold of the sword handle. Without even looking,
she returned the sword back to its sheath. The shove appeared to be neat and
swift.
Monk
No Commandment chortled. Miss, that was a handsome trick! He turned to
Linghu Chong and said, My little son-in-law, lets go. Your apprentice
sister is very pretty. Id be nervous to leave you and her together.
Great
Master, I know you like to kid around. But remarks like that would damage the
reputation of both the Heng-Shan and the Huashan sword schools. Will you please
stop that? Linghu Chong demanded.
What?
When we finally found you and saved your life after so much trouble, now you
dont want to marry my daughter? Monk No Commandment was astonished.
Linghu
Chong put on a solemn face. Linghu Chong dares not ever forget the kindness
Great Master has shown by saving my life. Apprentice sister Yilins Heng-Shen
Sword School has very strict school rules. If you keep making such meaningless
jokes, it wouldnt look good for the two senior sisters Ding Xian and Ding
Yi.
Liner,
what
what
whats up with this son-in-law? I
I dont get it! Monk No
Commandment scratched his head hard.
Yilin
covered her face with both hands and cried, Dad, enough! Enough! He does his
things and I do my own. Why
why
why mix us together? Tears burst out from
her eyes as she dashed down the mountain path.
Monk
No Commandment was even more confused. He dazed for a moment and then muttered,
This is so strange! Before seeing him, she would give up everything to see
him, but once she sees him, she didnt want to see him anymore. She is just
like her mother. Its simply impossible to understand what a little nun might
be thinking. Seeing that his daughter was getting further and further, he
chased after her.
Tian
Boguang managed to stand up after some struggle. The green mountain will
always be green and the blue river will continue to flow. Ill see you
around, he said to Linghu Chong and then turned around and stumbled his way
down the mountain path.
Yue
Buqun waited till Tian Boguang had gone far before speaking to Linghu Chong
again, Chong, you are treating that evil villain well. You would rather stab
yourself than kill him.
Linghu
Chongs face showed some shame. He knew that Master had seen through his act
with his sharp eyes. He lowered his head.
Master,
he did have many bad conducts, but he has promised to mend his ways and do good.
He has shown mercy and spared my life multiple times when he had me in his
hands.
Talking
morality with such a brutal and cold-blooded skunk, sooner or later, you will
have to pay for it, Yue Buqun sneered. He had always favored this Head
Apprentice of his. Seeing that he had survived such severe wounds had already
brought him great joy. When Linghu Chong pretended to fall and stabbed himself
in the leg, he knew very well that it was an act, but he also knew too well that
Linghu Chong had always been crafty since he was only a child, so he decided not
to investigate further. Besides, Linghu Chongs words to Monk No Commandment
were very effective and appropriate, just the way he wanted it, therefore, he
chose to set the case of Tian Boguang aside temporarily.
Wheres
the booklet? Yue Buqun stuck out his hand.
Linghu
Chong had guessed that Master and little apprentice sister must have come back
because the crime was discovered and the criminal identified, that
was why Master came back to Mount Huashan after the book. And that was exactly
what he had wished for.
Sixth
apprentice brother has it. Little apprentice sister only did it to save my life.
Her intention was all good. Master, please dont blame her. Without Masters
permission, I would never dare to even touch the manuscript, not mentioning
reading about any formula or technique off the booklet, Linghu Chong swore.
Yue
Buquns face immediately turned into a smile, kind and pleasant. You did it
right. Its not that I dont want to pass it on to you, but since our school
is facing some serious events at the time and I could not spare any moment to
give you detailed instructions. If I just let you study by yourself, I am afraid
that you might go the wrong way, and that would lead to unpredictable
trouble. He paused for a while and then continued, That Monk No
Commandment acted like a lunatic, but he does have brilliant inner energy
techniques. Did he dissolve those six unorthodox energy streams inside you? How
do you feel right now?
I
dont feel nauseated any more, and all the burning pain and freezing pain are
gone too. But it feels like Ive run all my strength out, Linghu Chong
answered.
You
have just recovered from severe internal injuries. Its natural that you feel
weak. We have to repay Great Master No Commandment for saving your life one
day, Yue Buqun said.
Yes,
Master!
Ever
since Yue Buqun came back to Mount Huashan, he worried that they might meet the
Peach Valleys Six Fairies again. But so far he had seen no trace of them,
which relaxed him a bit. But he still didnt want to stay long.
Lets
meet with Dayou and then go to Mount Songshan together. Chong, do you think you
are fit to make a long journey? he asked.
Yes,
I am. Yes! Linghu Chong replied with sheer joy.
Soon,
the Master and the two apprentices arrived at the little hut next to the
House of Integrity. Yue Lingshan rushed forward with a trot and entered
the hut after pushing the door open. Suddenly, she started screaming, her voice
filled with terror. Yue Buqun and Linghu Chong both dashed forward to look
inside, and they saw Lu Dayou lying on the floor, motionless.
Little
apprentice sister, dont be frightened, I sealed his pressure points
earlier, Linghu Chong explained with a smile.
You
sure scared the wits out of me. Why did you seal his pressure points? Yue
Lingshan asked.
Since
I refused to read the manuscript, for my good, he decided to read the scripts in
the manuscript for me to listen, Linghu Chong explained. I couldnt
convince him, so I had to seal his pressure points. How come
?
Suddenly,
Yue Buqun uttered a cry of surprise. He bent down to check on Lu Dayous
breathing and also checked his pulses before speaking in shock, How
come
how come he is dead? Chong, which pressure point did you seal?
Hearing
the sudden news that Lu Dayou was dead, Linghu Chong was scared out of his wits.
His body started shaking and he almost fainted. I
I
. he muttered in a
trembling voice as he reached out to touch Lu Dayous face. The face was
chilling cold. Apparently Lu Dayou died a long while back. Tears burst out from
his eyes. Sixth
sixth apprentice brother, are you really gone? he cried.
Wheres
the booklet? Yue Buqun asked.
Linghu
Chong looked with his teary eyes, and in the blur, he didnt see the Violet
Twilight Manuscript either. Wheres the booklet? he couldnt help
but ask himself. He checked Lu Dayous pockets in a hurry, but theres no
trace of the manuscript. When I sealed his pressure point, I remember seeing
the manuscript turned open on the desk. How come its not there anymore?
Yue
Lingshan looked all over the room, on the bed, next to the desk, behind the
door, and under the chairs, but still, there was no trace of the Violet
Twilight Manuscript whatsoever.
This
manuscript was the ultimate Kung Fu manuscript of the Huashan Sword School. Now
when it suddenly disappeared, Yue Buqun was utterly apprehensive. He examined
the corpse of Lu Dayou carefully but found no fatal wound. He examined around
the little hut, including the top of the roof, but found no traces left by any
outsiders.
If
no outsiders had come, then it couldnt have been the Peach Valleys Six
Fairies or the Monk No Commandment who took it, Yue Buqun thought aloud. He
asked Linghu Chong with a stern voice, Chong, which pressure point did you
seal?
Linghu
Chong knelt down in front of his Master. I was afraid that I did not have
much strength with my fingers, thats why I sealed the vital pressure point
Tan-Zhong Point. I had no clue
no clue that it would have killed sixth
apprentice brother accidentally. He extended his arm and drew the long sword
by Lu Dayous waist quickly, and without hesitation, slashed it toward his own
neck.
Yue
Buqun flicked his finger, which sent the long sword flying far. Even if you
want to die, youll have to find the Violet Twilight Manuscript first. Where
on earth did you hide the manuscript?
Linghu
Chong felt a chill in his heart. He thought to himself, Master is actually
suspecting that I hid the Violet Twilight Manuscript. He dazed for a moment
and then spoke again, Master, someone must have stolen the manuscript. I will
chase it back at all cost and return it to you, Master, not even leaving one
page behind.
If
someone makes a copy or memorizes the entire thing, then even if we get the
manuscript back, intact, the high level Kung Fu of our Huashan School would no
longer be the ultimately unique technique. Yue Buquns mind was as confused
as a tangled skein. After a short pause, he said to Linghu Chong with a gentle
tone, Chong, if you took the manuscript, as long as you give it back, I
wont blame you.
Staring
at the corpse of Lu Dayou blankly, Linghu Chong said loudly, Master, I swear
with all my heart. If there are people who peeped at the Violet Twilight
Manuscript, then I will kill all of them. If there are ten of them, I will
kill all ten, and if there are a hundred of them, I will kill all one hundred.
If Master still thinks that it was I who stole it, please kill me now. I have no
complaints.
Get
up. You said it wasnt you, then I believe you. Yue Buqun shook his head.
You are very good friends with Dayou, of course you would never kill him
intentionally. Then who on earth stole the manuscript? He stared outside of
the window blankly, lost in thought.
Father,
its all my fault. I
I thought I did a great thing by stealing Fathers
manuscript. Who would have thought that big apprentice brother would refuse to
read it and sixth apprentice brother would lose his life because of it. I
I
will find the manuscript back no matter what, Yue Lingshan exclaimed in a
sobbing voice.
Lets
look around one more time, Yue Buqun said.
The
three searched every bit of space in the small hut this time, but not only
didnt they find the manuscript, nor could they find any trace or clue.
We
should not spread the news. I will tell your mother about it, and other than
that, dont mention this to anybody else. Lets bury Dayou and then head
down the mountain, Yue Buqun said to his daughter.
Looking
at the face of Lu Dayous dead body, Linghu Chong couldnt help feeling sad.
He thought to himself, Among all the apprentice brothers, sixth apprentice
brother was the best friend of all. But I was actually the one who killed him by
accident. I had never seen that coming at all. Even if I werent wounded, such
a poke wouldnt have gotten him killed. Could it be that because I had the
Peach Valleys Six Fairies unorthodox energy inside me, therefore the
strength of the poke was somehow different? Even if that were true, why did the
Violet Twilight Manuscript disappear all of a sudden? Alas, I really cant
figure this out. Master is suspecting me of stealing the manuscript. Its
useless to plead my innocence. I must find out the truth about this no matter
what I have to do. By then, I can cut my own throat to apologize to sixth
apprentice brother.
Wiping
off his tears with his sleeve, Linghu Chong found a hoe and worked on digging a
grave to bury Lu Dayous corpse. Sweat streamed down all over his body as he
dug with all his strength while panting heavily. Only with the help of Yue
Lingshan by the side, he was able to finish building the grave.
Some
time later, the trio arrived at the White-Horse Temple. Seeing that Linghu Chong
had escaped death and had come back together, Madam Yue felt unspeakable joy.
After Yue Buqun told her on the quiet about Lu Dayous death and the
disappearance of the Violet Twilight Manuscript, Madam Yue shed more tears of
grievance. Although it was an important matter that the Violet Twilight
Manuscript got lost, in her mind, since her husband had mastered the Kung Fu, it
didnt matter if he still had the manuscript or not. But Lu Dayou had been an
apprentice in the Huashan Sword School for many years, and he was genuinely a
friendly and good fellow, so of course it was very sad to learn about his tragic
death. The many apprentices had no clue, so after seeing the gloomy look on
Master, Master-Wife, big apprentice brother, and little apprentice sisters
faces, none dared to make any loud noise.
Yue
Buqun ordered Lau Denuo to hire two wagons, one for Madam Yue and Yue Lingshan,
the other for Linghu Chong to rest in, and the group resumed the trip east
toward Mount Songshan.
On
no particulate day, they arrived at the town of Weilin. It was close to dust
already. There was only one inn in the entire town, and it was already full.
Since there were quite a few females in the Huashan group, it was too
troublesome to stay overnight at any local residence.
Lets
keep going. We should be able to find lodging in the next town, Yue Buqun
told everyone.
But
only one mile into the trip, the wagon Madam Yue sat in broke down with a broken
axle. Having no other choice, Madam Yue and Yue Lingshan had to travel on foot.
Master,
theres a monastery in the woods over there. Do you think it would be a good
idea if we spend the night there? Shi Daizi pointed at the northeast and
suggested.
But
we have females and they might feel its troublesome, Madam Yue said.
Daizi,
why dont you go make an inquiry. If the monks in the monastery decline, then
we wont, no pressure for them, Yue Buqun instructed.
Shi
Daizi nodded and then dashed away. Only moments later, he had run back while
shouting in a distance, Master, its a discarded monastery. Theres no
monk there.
Everyone
was quite glad to hear that. Tao Jun, Ying Luobai, and Shu Qi the bunch of
younger apprentices ran over ahead of the rest of the people.
By
the time Yue Buqun, Madam Yue, and the rest of the group arrived outside of the
monastery, dark clouds had piled up the eastern side of the sky, and only
moments later, the entire sky had turned dark.
Its
very fortunate that theres a discarded monastery here, or we would have found
ourselves in the middle of a storm half way, Madam Yue said.
They
entered the big hall and found a statue of a blue-faced Buddha. The statue
depicted a man holding herb grass with a cape made of leaves on his shoulders.
It was the Buddha of the Herb, Shen-Nong, who, as legend said, tasted hundreds
of herbs, himself, to test their medical effects. All the apprentices, led by
Yue Buqun, saluted the Buddha to show their respect. Afterwards, they began to
settle down, but before they even opened their bedding rolls, several lightning
bolts flashed, and thunder exploded. Before long, pea sized raindrops started
pouring down, splashing on the tiles on the roof.
The
small monastery had leaks everywhere. Everyone decided to not even open his or
her bedding rolls and simply found a dry spot to sit down. Gao Gengming, Liang
Fa, and three other female apprentices went to prepare dinner.
This
years spring season thunders are too early. Its probably going to be a
year with poor harvest, Madam Yue said.
Linghu
Chong sat in a corner of the hall leaning on the rack of the big bell. Rain
streamed down the eaves gutter like a curtain made of water. He stared at it
as he thought to himself, It would be a lot more enjoyable if sixth
apprentice brother were still alive and could chat and joke with us. During
the journey, he rarely spoke to Yue Lingshan. Especially when he saw her and Lin
Pingzhi were together sometimes, he would intentionally avoid them and walk far
away. He kept telling himself, Little apprentice sister stole Violet Twilight
Manuscript for me to heal my wounds, fully knowing that Master would reproach
her severely. It is obvious that she cared for me very much. I only wish that
she would always be happy throughout her life. Since I am determined to commit
suicide to apologize to sixth apprentice brother after I find the manuscript,
why would I ever provoke her again? Little apprentice sister and apprentice
brother Lin are a perfect pair of lovers. I hope she will forget all about me,
so after I die, she wont have to shed any tears. Even though he thought so
in his head, every time he saw her and Lin Pingzhi walking abreast chatting
joyously, he simply couldnt help feeling sorrow and pain in his heart. At the
moment, it was raining cats and dogs outside the monastery; he watched Yue
Lingshan walking about the hall, helping with preparing the meal. Each time when
her eyes met Lin Pingzhis, both would let a slight smile flash across their
faces. The two of them probably thought that nobody would notice it, but not
even one of the smiles escaped Linghu Chongs eyes. Each smile would depress
Linghu Chong some more. He wanted to turn his head away, but each time when Yue
Lingshan walked by, he simply couldnt resist the desire to cast a glance
toward her.
After
dinner, everyone went to sleep. The rain kept coming down, heavy for a while,
then light for another, but never ended. Linghu Chong had many things on his
mind and they kept him from falling asleep. Sounds of breathing and snorting
rose one after another. Everyone else had fallen asleep.
Sounds
of hoof beats suddenly rose from the southeast. There were over ten of them and
they came closer and closer along the main road.
Why
are they traveling in such a hurry in the middle of the rainy night? Could it
possibly be that they are after us? Linghu Chongs heart skipped a beat. He
sat up and then heard Yue Buqun speak to everyone in a loud voice.
Everyone
stay quiet.
Moments
later, the pack of horsemen cruised by the monastery. By then everyone of
Huashan Sword School were awake and each had his hand next to his sword handle.
Hearing that the sound of hoof beats passed by the monastery and went further
and further, all let out a breath of relief and were just about ready to go back
to sleep, when the sound of the hoof beats rose again. Apparently these riders
had turned around and came back. All the horses stopped right outside of the
monastery.
Is
Mr. Yue from the Huashan Sword School inside the monastery? We have a question
to ask him, a voice shouted, loud and clear.
Linghu
Chong was the Head Apprentice of the Huashan Sword School, and it had always
been him who stepped forward to handle things. So he walked to the entrance of
the monastery, took off the door bolt, and then opened the gate.
Friends,
who are you? Why have you come late at night? he asked as he looked outside.
There
were a total of fifteen riders. They formed an arch and surrounded the gate.
About six or seven of them had waterproof lanterns in their hands, and they all
pointed their lanterns at Linghu Chongs face.
In
the dark night, when six or seven lanterns all pointed at ones face, then
inevitably, one would end up with blurry eyes. Just this one action had shown
that the uninvited visitors were full of hostility. Linghu Chong opened his eyes
as wide as he could but only found out that each of the fifteen riders had a
black hood over his head, leaving only two holes showing his eyes. Linghu Chong
suddenly realized, Either we know these people, or they are afraid that we
would remember their faces.
Please
have Yue Buqun, Mr. Yue, come out to see us, a rider on the left said.
Who
are you? May I have the honor to learn your name please, so I can pass it on to
my Master? Linghu Chong inquired.
You
can save yourself some trouble by stop asking for our names. You can go tell
your Master this: We heard that the Huashan Sword School got hold of the
Evil-Resisting Sword Manuscript of the Fortune Prestige Escort House, so we just
wanted to borrow it to take a look, the man responded.
Linghu
Chong felt his anger starting to grow. The Huashan Sword School has its own
set of Kung Fu techniques. Why would we want others Evil-Resisting Sword
Manuscript? We dont have it. Even if we did have it, are you just going to
take it with force? How dare you belittle the Huashan Sword School?
The
man burst into loud laughter. The rest of the fourteen riders also began to
laugh out loud. The sound of their deafening laughter swept across the deserted
plain like a storm. Obviously each and every one of them had first-class inner
strength.
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